I'd been trying to run the program over WiFi. And then I found it: the key to my orgy misfortune. I spent much of the next day at work searching for hardware requirements, tutorials, FAQs - anything that could explain my experience. Maybe there was a steeper learning curve than I'd expected.
I'm not a gamer, much less an MMORPG player. That night I fell asleep frustrated, but hopeful, chalking it up to human error.
In the roughly four hours I wasted trying to get the game up and running, I could have signed on to Grindr, Tinder, Scruff or even walked 10 minutes to my local gay bar, picked up a flesh-and-blood human, done the deed, washed my ass and been in bed. As I would come to find out, though, getting laid, even in a virtual fantasyland, isn't as easy as just showing up.Īfter another couple hours of boner-killing login attempts and software crashes, I retired for the night. After about two hours of prep, I assumed I was ready for any and all of the digital dicks. I charged my Kiiroo Onyx masturbator, read up on the virtual world I was about to enter, signed up for a VIP account and watched a tutorial on how to sync my toy to the game. In my previous experiences with teledildonics and virtual sex, I'd learned a certain level of patience is required. It may have been my first MMORPG orgy, but it wasn't my first rodeo.
There would be no feline fuck-athon for me. In order to connect my teledildonic sex sleeve to the in-game experience, however, I'd have to use the new, limited RLC 2.0 beta. The site encourages users to "live your fantasies," and that's exactly what I would do if the software allowed. I could and would have sex with all the people, maybe even that cat-woman hybrid thing I'd seen in the advertisement. Red Light Center boasts virtual worlds for furries, gays, public sex, BDSM, even high-class call girls. It's been decades since I've played video games with any regularity, but a video game you can stick your dick in? I was sold. I'd come across Red Light Center during my " first-hand quest for the future of sex." The adult massively multiple online role-playing game is an interactive world akin to the SIMs that allows players to interact with each other using teledildonics. So when I heard about the Red Light Center, "the world's only FREE Massively Multiplayer, Adult Virtual World," I was cautiously optimistic. I'd been party to a couple of rounds of D&D in high school because the dungeon master smoked us out and bought us beer, but 15-plus years later I couldn't even begin to tell you what to do with a 12-sided die. My encounters with role-playing games were similarly limited. I'd had a handful of clumsy threesomes in college, but nothing compared to the wall-to-wall sex fest I had in mind. NSFW Warning: This story may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts.
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